Yeah Marcel the monkey bit them and gave them monkey rabies and they died.
"If the sharks don’t let you in the water, I’ll bring the water to you." - Maya to Emily
anon requested - Emaya
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer
I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married.
it sounds like the plot of a fanfic
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
whats it with people calling japanese characters from japanese anime who live in japan and speak japanese and have japanese names white
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing